Day 17 - September 23, 2006
Buxton, SC to Boynton Beach, FL
(yes, less than 225 mi from Key West!)

Mileage Today:   538
Total Mileage:   7,560

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I have never stayed at a hotel that didn't gladly oblige if I asked for rag to clean off the bike; many will offer a bucket full of rags given it's in their best interest that people not use the good towels in the rooms.  Anyway, after cleaning the multi-layers of bugs off my windshield and lights this morning I jumped on I-95, which was only a few miles from the hotel.  I think the last time I was on an interstate was almost 900 miles ago in PA..... I stated at the onset of this ride that I wanted to take the road less traveled so this fact is very rewarding to me.  Within 20 miles on I-95 South I left South Carolina and crossed the Georgia state line.  The signage here is noteworthy for two reasons.  One, SC gets my vote for the best “exit” sign, an impressive and classy brick “Thanks For Visiting South Carolina” marker with both the US & SC flag surrounding it.  Some states don't have any “Goodbye” signs.  Secondly, the mind readers in Georgia who erected the “Welcome to Georgia, We're Glad Georgia's On Your Mind” sign got it all wrong since my mind is on one thing: Key Lime pie!  That's the real reason for riding 7,800 miles ya know. 

The slab ride through GA was with very little congestion given it was Saturday.  My explanation for the lack of traffic is that I was passing through SEC Football land and people that live in this region live 365 days a year for Saturday's during college football season.  So, everyone was probably at home watching the game was my guess.  Just before leaving Georgia I exited to obtain another stamp at the Cumberland Islands National Seashore near St.Mary's, GA, a place the Matriarch wants to visit (though not on a motorcycle):


Exactly 183 miles after starting up my motorcycle today I saw THE sign... “Welcome to Florida” which I translated as "Your Pie Is Very Near".   What happened just after I crossed the line is just as memorable.  I pulled over to the side of the road since I had something in my eye that felt like sand or maybe just a large rock.  Once stopped I flushed my eye then took a phone call but decided that the Rest Area up ahead would be a better place to complete the call.  I left the key to the Givi bag sticking in the lock because the GPS said the Rest Area was less than a mile ahead and rather than risk the key blowing out of my hands onto a busy road (sometimes I learn from mistakes) I just left it in the bag.  I merged back on I-95 and did so with a FL State Trooper (pronounced “true-pa” to some) not far behind.  He quickly passed me, then quickly slowed down, then moved behind me.  Sure enough here comes the light show, so I pull over.  Oh, in case you're wondering, my lifetime grand whopping total number of tickets (aka “Performance Awards”) on a motorcycle is: ZERO.  Yes, nada.  Since I wasn't speeding I had no real guess what his issue was but I was hoping it was something like he was a Stromtrooper and just wanted to say hi!  I flipped my helmet up as he approached in a non-defensive gait and hear “Ma'am you left your key in that bag.”   I got the key, thanked him for his keen eyesight and was ready to continue on when the questions started spewing.  Oh, geez, you gotta be kidding me is all I kept thinking.  Maybe I'll ask him when he comes through Phoenix on his way to the Grand Canyon next year if he really stopped me to tell me about the key or just to ask me about the pros/cons of touring on the Suzuki V-Strom DL1000.

I left Mr. Florida Friendly Trooper and decided to forgo the Rest Area and the phone call and get to the next stamp, which happened to be the last state stamp (FL) I needed to satisfy the requirements for the Silver Master Traveler Award for the IBA.  Yipee!   (I now just need AK for the “Gold”).  I decided to go to “Timucuan Ecological & National Historic Preserve” near Jacksonville for my first FL stamp.  Timucuan Preserve is one of the last unspoiled coastal wetlands on the Atlantic Coast and unbeknown to me required riding 2-3 miles down a sand/gravel road to obtain.  Not just any sand/gravel road though, this was like going thru the jungle or something.  Unbelievable!  I kept thinking at any minute Tarzan would be swinging across my path.  Actually as I rode I was trying to think of what critter or creature could possibly spring from the heavy brush into my path but I was coming up blank beyond the Fruit Loops Toucan bird!   Even with such extraordinary beauty I'd be willing to bet most riders in the vicinity don't even know this place exists.  If you decide to visit one day I'd HIGHLY suggest insect repellent be the first thing you pack.  The size of these things here would be considered a small bird in other states!


Nearby is the “Kingsley Plantation” (GPS coordinates: N30°26.356', W81°26.259') which is an area that depicts life on a nineteenth-century Florida plantation.  Yeah, I know, the thought likely induces sheer and utter excitement in you too.  I obtained the stamp in the Visitor's Center but did not tour the entire plantation.  Nonetheless, I bet I could sum up life on the plantation: Fighting off mosquitoes. 

I left Timucuan then took a scenic ride over to Fort Caroline National Monument (GPS coordinates: N30°22.976', W81°29.818') which memorializes the short-lived French presence in sixteenth century Florida:

This gives you an idea where these places I visited today are located:

After picking up these stamps I decided to hit the infamous “A1A Scenic & Historic Coastal Byway,” which runs along the coast and also incorporates part of the “Great Florida Birding Trail.”  If you'd like to see on a map the A1A route  Click Here

If you're a “see-and-be-seen” traveler than this is your road.  If you like spending as much time at red lights as you do actually traveling then definitely put A1A in your itinerary.  I, on the other hand, detest both, so after about 50 miles and a beautiful sunset I hit the I-95 slab again.

I was still shocked at the lack of traffic (my SEC football theory is looking good) but even more so with what happened later on I-95.  There are sections of I-95 that are rather desolate with exits few and far between (as hard as that may be to believe).  I was in one of these long stretches and about a mile ahead of me I saw a car in the median with headlights on and assumed it was a State Trooper.  The closer I got to the lights the more the direction of the lights and position of the car seemed very odd to me.  Even closer, I saw it was not a LEO ("Law Enforcement Officer" for those who don't have their moto-slang translation book handy) rather it was a car that had gone off the road.  I pulled to the shoulder and discovered 2 unhurt drunk guys wandering around the car, which was half in the sugar cane looking bushes (hey, it was dark ya know).  I'm not sure they knew they were in a wreck so I didn't ask if they'd called the police and did so myself.   The conversation with the dispatcher was shocking.  Simply ridiculous.  She asked for the location of the accident and I said I didn't know the address but that I could give her the exact GPS location.  The response was “We can't use that, what mile marker did you last pass?”  I'm thinking if a study was conducted and every passing car was stopped and asked what mile marker they last passed I'm willing to bet the VAST majority of people wouldn't have a clue.  Me included.  I looked at the GPS and tried to access information but could only give her approximates.  I gave her nearby points of interests and even that “County Road 4118” was showing just north and looked to cross over 95.  “We don't show county roads, what county are you in?”  I reiterated I was not from FL and she reiterated that she needed the exact location of the accident.   So, I hung up my phone (that'd be the GPS enabled phone that is supposed to tell dispatchers where you're located!) and called a friend in TN (yes, several states away) who has access to my GPS tracking and asked him if he could kindly give ME the exact distance of the nearest mile marker to MY location (I know, how crazy is that?!).  I can't imagine what it must have been like to answer such a weird call but he was indeed able to tell me the answer.  So, I call Florida 911 back and give them the information.  They were able to dispatch the call and I continued on.  If you want to mark in your GPS under “where-to-avoid-the-need-for-911-services” here are the GPS coordinates I saved while on location in my Garmin GPS: N29°02.703', W81°00.428'

(Webmaster Note: Since I am the friend in TN that she called let me just say that at some point you learn to never be surprised with AGirl's phone calls.   You learn to just ride with them, and then ask yourself later whether you just imagined that or not!  This is a special person that I have a lot of respect and admiration for, and getting a call late in the evening asking, "Uh, can you tell me where I am?" just doesn't rate high on the surprise scale any longer. 

The temperature felt so good that I probably could have ridden all night and on into Key West!  But given I had made plans a few hours before with Stromtrooper “mnparadise” to meet tomorrow morning I pulled off and stayed in Boynton Beach.  Upon check in I was asked “Would you like any rags to use on your bike?” and kindly accepted the offer to remove at least the first few layers of lovebug guts off the windscreen.

As I write this report I'm thinking that in less than 24 hours I'll be eating Key Lime pie!  WA-HOO!!!! 

AGirl


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